I was hesitant to bring this up, but thanks to Karen Morton, I may be the only one. As much as everyone loves an irrational "Seperation of Church and State" debate that devolves into Jim Inhofe and James Dobson on one side arguing that traffic laws should be biblically based while sensitive ponytail guy claims that public office holders should have to leave their cross pendants with the Capitol metal detector monitor, Mrs. Morton has headed this one off at the pass.
Karen Morton runs "Sacred Heart Catholic Gifts and Stationary Store" which is awesome not only because the name is a great shout out to the hospital in Scrubs, but also because their website is the next Amazon what with their large selection of rosaries. In an act of great Christian charity, she became the heroine of this story as reported by The Oklahoman: