By now, you've probably already seen this video of Noel Gallagher from Oasis being pushed off a stage while performing in Canada. If not, here it is:
This video gave me an excellent idea. Hinder should tour Canada. Tomorrow.
Seriously, imagine how cool it would be if the guy being pushed off the stage was Hinder front man Austin Winkler. I have no shame in admitting that my "oh my" reaction at 1:30 into the video would have been replaced with hysterical laughter. I also have no shame in admitting that I wish the guy pushing him off was crazy Joe Wertz from the Gazette.
However, I do have shame in admitting that I like to eat Mint Milanos. And that I'm embarrassed to buy them. There, now you know me better.