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Worst of OKC: Worst TV Commercial Spokesperson/People

8:00 PM EDT on July 15, 2008

Originally, this was the "Worst Commercial Spokesperson" category. But after realizing how massively large that category is, we decided to narrow it down to just the television side of things. So for all of you wanting to vote for Mackie McNear, Bobbie Burbridge Lane or even Rowdy the Redhawk, you'll have to wait until...uh...next year.

1.800.2SELLHOMES Lady

I'm pretty sure that when I go to hell that the only thing available on pay-per-view will be a compilation of 1.800.2SELLHOMES commercials.  That and maybe a documentary about Steve Hunt.

The Diffee Kids

I'm not too knowledgeable about child labor laws, but isn't there a way we can arrest the Diffee Family for putting their kids in every TV commercial. Geeze, it makes me want to go key their cars, not buy one.

The Mathis Brothers

Tony summed up the Mathis Brothers the best in this classic post that listed five reasons to help you know when you are home:

5. You see a furniture commercial on television featuring two middle-aged metrosexuals inexplicably holding either a small child or a small dog, and you think nothing of it.

I'm not saying the ads for a certain business located at 3434 W. Reno make no sense, but can someone explain to me why these two brothers are perpetually holding babies and dogs? Do they have children that simply don't age? Is the furniture dog-proof? What is the deal here?

Oklahoma Discount Furniture Voice Guy (posthumous)

If Oklahoma City had an annoying commercial museum located by Remington Park and the Softball Hall of Fame, I'm pretty sure this commercial would great you as you walked in. Seriously, whenever I see a futon, this crazy voice in my head yells "Sale Sale Sale Nooooooow at Oklahoma Discount Furniture!!! We've got Futons! Futons! Futons! 129.99! 129.99! 129.99!. Sale Sale Sale Nooooooow at Oklahoma Discount Furniture!!! Three great locations."

Then after about a one second break it goes off again, only mentioning mattress sets or something.

Thomas Stalcup aka "Chad Stevens"

If his TV commercials didn't provide enough evidence, I think the video above of Thomas flirting with 15 year old girls at a bowling alley is proof that Thomas Stalcup may be the most annoying person in the world. Seriously, I bet he has a secret room in his house thats filled with nothing but pictures of himself. He probably goes in their each night before bed and just smiles. He also probably wears a Zoro mask.

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