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Hot Girl a Day in the Month of May: Haydn Porter

8:00 PM EDT on May 11, 2008

About 5 years ago, I lived in Tulsa for three months. It was a traumatic experience. Anyway, the one bad thing about coming home was that I had to leave behind my girlfriend and current playboy model Haydn Porter. I tell you all what I told her: "That's life. Get over it. Move on."

UPDATE: Whoa. Apparently, Haydn was only 14 when I lived in Tulsa. I was just kidding. Nevermind.

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