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Ogle Madness: South Region, Upper Bracket

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Today's games are from the top half of the South Regional. These games will all be played at Eliza Cruce Hall Doll Museum in Ardmore. Here are the match-ups:

    • (1) Kelly Ogle vs. (16) 1-800-2SellHomes Lady
    • (8) Dave Morris vs (9) Patrick
    • (4) Toby Rowland vs. (13) Mr. Monday
    • (5) Dean Blevins vs. (12) Brent Skarky

You can check out the details of each match-up and cast your votes after the jump. Voting is allowed until midnight tonight. Check us out tomorrow for to vote for the the lower half of the South Regional. Or to view a bracket, click here.

(1) Kelly Ogle vs. (16) 1-800-2SellHomes Lady

About Kelly Ogle:

Conference: AOOKCAC (Anchormen of OKC Athletic Conference)

Who he is: 6pm and 10pm Anchorman for KWTV Channel 9

Biggest Strength: He's only the dean of all Oklahoma news anchors and comes from good news anchor pedigree. He also "blesses" all News 9 viewers with his "My 2-cents" commentary on a bunch of issues nobody really cares about.

Biggest Weakness: He also "blesses" all News 9 viewers with his "My 2-cents" commentary on a bunch of issues nobody really cares about.

Fun Fact: One of his message board aliases is "KingPin."

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About the 1.800.2SELLHOMES Lady

Conference: Real Estate Vulture Conference

Who she is: Pitch lady for (and possible owner of) 1.800.2SellHomes.

Biggest Strength: Give her credit, she does have a consistent marketing message.

Biggest Weakness: The marketing message is very annoying. Plus, the whole "we buy ugly houses" is shady style of business that preys upon people who are in desperate, unfortunate circumstances.

Fun Fact: The phone numbers used to be 1.800.NoAgent.

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(8) Dave Morris vs (9) Patrick

About Dave Morris:

Who he is: Online anchorperson for NewOK.com.

Conference: The Black Tower League

Biggest Strength: He's in a band. He has a hot girlfriend. He doesn't get scared in movies. A reader even told us that he nailed a bunch of interns a Channel 9.

Biggest Weakness: He's a douche bag.

Fun Fact: His band will be playing tonight at The Bricktown Brewery for St. Patrick's Day. Yes, the Bricktown Brewery still exists.

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About Patrick:

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Who he is: Writer for TheLostOgle.com.

Conference: The Mighty Ogles

Biggest Strength: Besides good looks and the ability to offend people, he came up with the name "The Lost Ogle," which just barely beat "Peeing with Deano" and "Church of Gary England."

Biggest Weakness: Alcoholism. Premature Gray. Tpyos.

Fun Fact: Was named one of Oklahoma City's 50 most eligible bloggers by the fictional OKCBlogger Magazine.

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(4) Toby Rowland vs. (13) Mr. Monday

About Toby Rowland

Who he is: Back-Up sports anchor for KWTV Channel 9; Morning Show host for KREF 1400am.

Conference: Sports Media of Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: He is the host of the best radio show in Oklahoma that nobody really listens to. He also apparently gets along well with Dean Blevins (i.e. brings him coffee and pain pills).

Biggest Weakness: Southern Nazarene University.

Fun Fact: Toby used to have a show on The Sports Animal called the Small College Hoops Magazine. Nobody really listened to it, either.

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About Mr. Monday

Who he is: The anonymous Monday morning colomnist for the Daily Oklahoman.

Conference: The Black Tower League

Biggest Strength: On occasion, he actually writes some funny stuff for the state's newspaper. In fact, his Monday morning column is the second best one, falling right behind Mel Bracht's weekly rating of the weeks top five sports broadcasts.

Biggest Weakness: Probably motivated by us, Mr. Monday started a blog. It began strong, but is now updated less than his column.

Fun Fact: Although he's anonymous, we think that he graduated from some weird school in Missouri.

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(5) Dean Blevins vs. (12) Brent Skarky

About Dean Blevins

Who he is: Sports Director, KWTV Channel 9.

Conference: Sports Media of Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: He may be a not-so-good sports anchor, radio host and college football analyst, but I think some people forget that Dean did play for both the OU football and basketball team. That's impressive.

Biggest Weakness: Too many to name, but the ability to "hold it in" is the first thing that comes to mind.

Fun Fact: We are 75% sure that Dean once turned down an offer to be the sports director for some TV channel in Dallas.

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About Brent Skarky

Who he is: Online anchorperson for OklaTravelNet.com.

Conference: The Great Habana Conference

Biggest Strength: Brent seems to have a good sense of humor. Plus, he gets to work with pretty girls.

Biggest Weakness: He couldn't make it is a back-up sports anchor in Oklahoma City, and according to a reader, is shy and easily embarrassed.

Fun Fact: His MySpace page is still private. Damn.

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