The picture above is of Michaela Hagerty. Michaela is a cheerleader at OSU and is the CNNSI.com "On Campus" Cheerleader of the Week. Here at The Lost Ogle, we've been wanting to get our own cheerleader friends, but we can't afford any, so we've decided to adopt any local cheerleader that On Campus picks and just call her our own.
Saying all that, I wish they would have picked a different local cheerleader. Don't get me wrong, Michaela is hot, but she's hot in a very hobbit-like way. She's kind of reminds me of the pretty little hobbit that Sam hooked up with at the end of The Return of the King. It's like if you went on a date with Michaela you'd have to pick her up from the dorm riding a unicorn and when things got all serious you'd have to give her magical sorcerers ring or something. And according to our resident OSU alum and renaissance fair connoisseur Clark Matthews, you can purchase all these things at secret underground shops on Duck Street.