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Chuck Norris: Kingmaker

11:53 AM EST on January 8, 2008

In honor of today's, first in the nation, primaries in New Hampshire, I bring you this video:

I have to say that I was a bit intimidated last Thursday.  After Iowa held its caucus, I was surprised that darkhorse candidate, and former Arkansas governor, Mike Huckabee took home a plurality of the 14 caucusers who came out for the GOP side.  Then, Huckabee gave his victory speech and behind him, Oklahoma's own Chuck Norris stared through the camera with his cold, dark eyes right at me.  His eyes said:  "Clark, you will change your voter registration and begin campaigning for Mike Huckabee.  Pay no attention that his plan to abolish the IRS will cripple the U.S. economy.  Do as I say!"

After that sight, I wondered how Huckabee didn't win unanimously.

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