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12 Hottest Men in the Oklahoma City Media

7:58 PM EST on December 11, 2007

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Okay...

I never thought I would find myself in the uncomfortable position of helping rank the "12 Hottest Men in the Oklahoma City News Media." Also, I never thought I would find myself writing about these men from my 17-year old brother's computer at my parents house. So thanks to whoever made Gary England mad and prompted him to rid half of Oklahoma City of power and launch two huge frozen trees into my backyard (trees for which I am apparently responsible to cut down and clean up).

Yeah, thanks a bunch.

Anyway, the rankings of the top 12 hottest men in the OKC media is after the jump. In our hottest women power poll, we had some help from other people. However, the power poll and our judges came under a bunch of scrutiny and criticism, so we decided to wing this power poll on our own. Granted, Tony and I may not be the best judges of a mans hot factor, but Clark Matthews? This is something he was born to do.

So check it out. Tell us what we did wrong. Tell us who should be higher. Tell us who should be lower. And tell my neighbor's trees to go !$&? themselves.

12. Dean Blevins

Where He Works: KWTV Channel 9, The Sports Animal

What He Does: Sports Director, Sports Talk Host, Precentages Expert

Why He Should be Higher: Dean used to be the quarterback for the University of Oklahoma. That can earn you some bonus points.

Why He Should be Lower: Allegedly, Dean suffered an array of "injuries" at the hands of opposing players and friendly co-eds during his days as the quarterback at University of Oklahoma. Plus he is really digs public urination.

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11.Craig the Movie Guy

Where He Works: WILD 97.9 (and pretty much every morning radio show in Oklahoma City)

What He Does: Talks about movies and other stuff

Why He Should be Higher: The girl pictured with Craig is A-list pornstar and Moore girl Jesse Jane. Since Craig has his arm around Jesse, we are going to assume he had sex with her. According to Tony, you have to be hot or rich to bang a porn star. Since Craig is a morning DJ, we figured he's not yet rich. Therefore, we can assume that he is hot.

Why He Should be Lower: Girls probably get tired of going on movie dates to Quail Springs Mall.

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10. Toby Rowland

Where He Works: KWTV Channel 9, KREF 1400AM

What He Does: Dean Blevin's Backup, Sports Talk Host

Why He Should be Higher: Toby is a small college hoops fan, a good Nazarene boy and he is occasionally funny. This makes him the hottest most desirable man in the city of Bethany. Plus, he let us join and win his KREF fantasy football league.

Why He Should be Lower: It's hard to rank someone in the top 12 who has a radio show on KREF and is also Dean Blevins backup.

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9. Ross Dixon

Where He Works: OETA, Channel 13

What He Does: Chief Meteorologist

Why He Should be Higher: Just look at the way he points to Arkansas on that weather map. How could any women resist that. Plus he can tell you old stories about Oklahoma Territory and the land run.

Why He Should be Lower: He would probably take girls out on 4pm dates to the Queen Anne Cafeteria.

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8. Tyler Suiters

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Where He Works: KOCO Channel 5

What He Does: 6pm & 10pm News Anchor

Why He Should be Higher: Empty glass, check! 1997 pager, check! Man boob, check!

Why He Should be Lower:  Veins protruding from forearm.

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7. Brent Skarky

Where He Works: OklaTravelNet.com

What He Does: Anchor for OklaTravelNet.com

Why He Should be Higher: To make this list as diverse as possible, Brent should be in the top 5.

Why He Should be Lower: The picture above is what Brent has up on his MySpace Page (it's private, don't bother). People who put pictures like that on their MySpace should be banned from the internet.

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6. Pork

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Where He Works: WWLS the Sports Animal

What He Does: Morning Animal

Why He Should be Higher: Girls like big strong guys who are knowledgeable about sports. Pork seems to fit that bill.

Why He Should be Lower: Even though he sometimes tries to go by the name Todd Lisenbee, the guy is doomed to be called Pork as long as he works in the Oklahoma City market. That kind of ruins the hotness factor.

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5. Kelly Ogle

Where He Works: KWTV Channel 9

What He Does: 6pm and 10pm anchor, My 2 Cents

Why He Should be Higher: If a blind man was coming up with this list, Kelly Ogle would be a hands down number 1 on voice factor alone. Greg Zoobeck would be number 2.

Why He Should be Lower: Kelly's kind of a large imposing character. Plus his name is Kelly. Both those things are scary.

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3. Mark Rodgers

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Where He Works: KOCO Channel 5

What He Does: Sports Director

Why He Should be Higher: Mark gets to work with Maggie Carlo and Jessica Schambach. Hotness loves company. Missouri does, too.

Why He Should be Lower: As the picture clearly illustrates, Mark struggles at basketball...especially when guarded by Toby Rowland.

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2. Gary England

Where He Works: KWTV Channel 9

What He Does: Meteorological Genius

Why He Should be Higher: Doppler Radar.

Why He Should be Lower: Gary invented the stupid state map that appears during every major sporting event.

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1. Al Eschbach

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Where He Works: WWLS the Sports Animal

What He Does: Talks about OU Football and Basketball

Why He Should be Higher: He can't. He's the epitome of hotness. Plus, how many people can lay claim to being both the hottest man and leprechaun in the same media market?

Why He Should be Lower: He can't get an lower.

So there you have it, ladies, our 12 Hottest Men in the Oklahoma City media. Tell us what you think. Also, check us out next week for our 20 hottest MySpace friends...just kidding.

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