According to this article in something called "Lacrosse Magazine," either the National Lacrosse League or Major League Lacrosse is looking to expand to Oklahoma City.
I don't know what is more surprising to me: that there are not one, but two national lacrosse leagues in this country, or that at least one of them is successful enough that they are seriously looking at expansion.
In any event, I don't know about you guys, but I really don't want this to happen. I don't know much about lacrosse, but I do know that once you welcome it into your fair city you get overrun by rich, white, sweater vest-wearing prep school kids named "Jamison," "Tripp," and "Reid." That, my friends, we cannot allow.