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Deano. Is. Bulletproof.

1:06 PM EDT on August 8, 2007

Readers are clamoring to know why The Lost Ogle hasn't yet commented on everyone's favorite sports director passing out during a practice round for the PGA Tournament. The truth is that I wanted to make sure that Dean didn't, you know, actually die or something. After all, Blevins did have this to say about the incident:

"I've had 21 surgeries in my life, and I hate hospitals. They (physicians) think something is going on, and they want to nail it down. But this (tournament) is huge. I'm not going to be in a hospital bed when Tiger Woods is in our back yard."

Mercy! We give Deano a hard time around here, but we don't want him dead, for crying out loud. Dean, you have a wife and kid! See a doctor! (Unless you're making that whole thing up about the doctors wanting you to stay in the hospital so that you can look tough for the ladies. In which case, wicked awesome! I do that all the time. It's a great way to impress people. That's just how an Ogle thinks).

I think we all just need to realize that this is Deano's world, and we're just living in it. It's one thing that he has somehow managed to intimidate his employers into allowing him to keep his job, but now the guy is taking on his doctors and Mother Nature herself. It's obvious that we need to face the facts. Dean Blevins is going to do what he wants, when he wants. He will update his web site when he feels like it. He will pee when he feels like it. And he will attend golf tournaments when he wants; no lousy doctor will get in his way.

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