80. Chuck Norris
If Clark Matthews never writes another article for TheLostOgle.com, you can probably assume that an omniscient Chuck Norris sensed this article and roundhouse kicked Mr. Matthews to death. Truthfully, Chuck probably does not belong on a list of embarrassments and putting his name here is nearly as bad for karma as calling Gary England an embarrassment, but having him here does two things. 1) It points out that Chuck Norris is an Oklahoman, and 2) he's internet gold. As for an excuse for placing him here: Three words...Walker. Texas. Ranger.