With all apologies due to Senator Tom Coburn, it has recently come to my attention that I shortchanged him in my breakdown of him and Senator James Inhofe. In the "Crazy Ideas" category, I simply mentioned his belief that capital punishment should be extended to include obstetricians, a profession for which he is a member. I should also have added:
1. "Teachers should not allow more than one female student to use the restroom at a time."
Apparently, lesbianism is running rampant in southeastern Oklahoma schools. After polling the editors at TheLostOgle.com, the official position of this organization is: "Why is that a problem?"
(Thanks to Tony for pointing out this omission.)
2. "Insurance companies should cover breast augmentation."