This post is intended for people who have, for whatever reason, been forced to leave Oklahoma City and are coming home. Most likely, things will not have changed much, and this guide will assure you that you are Home, Sweet, Home.
1. On your way into the city, you notice that I-35 is under construction somewhere between OKC and Norman.
In the Morningside Heights neighborhood of New York City, the Cathedral of St. John the Divine has been under construction since 1892. As I am not quite old enough to remember back that far, I'm not sure that I-35 has been under construction that long, but I'm fairly certain it's pretty close.