Mike Morgan Has Not Aged

After watching this video from 1990, I'm not sure which is scarier. The fact that Mike Morgan hasn't aged, or the fact that weather tracking equipment was this unsophisticated.

Maybe in 1989, Mike found a genie lamp at Lake Overholser. Maybe instead of wishing for more wishes, he wished to never age, for better radar equipment and to get to move over to Channel 4. Stupid Mike. Little did he know that Gary England is more powerful than a genie, and that he is the person who grants them their wishes.