With the OKC Thunder coasting into tonight's Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals, Thunder Fever has swept the state once again – with our hopes rising like smoke, and the chance of a repeat looking higher than me after taking a 100mg edible and scoring cheap nosebleeds at Paycom Center.
If they manage to win the championship again, I’d like to offer The Lost Ogle’s finest hospitality postgame and host a smoke circle at center court. I know this is a long shot, but by the power vested in me by Oklahoma medical marijuana, my dream blunt rotation will become reality! If not, at least they look stoned enough in their NBA headshots for this article.
Here’s the Thunder smoke circle we’re hosting if OKC goes back-to-back.