It’s time we start the countdown clock for when biological Republican State Representative Shane Jett (they/them) undergoes successful gender reassignment surgery.
Or, at the very least, until they’re arrested in a southside motel room with an underage trans prostitute.
We know to be on the lookout for this because Shane – a hardcore GOP firebrand who heads the Oklahoma Freedom Caucus – recently made a light-hearted, semi-demeaning, unwoke joke about trans people in an interview on Channel 5.
Check this out:
Wow! I can’t believe that phony Republican leadership is pushing them like that to the sidelines! That was actually a funny joke and analogy… if you have a low IQ, breathe out of your mouth, and completely misunderstand both politics and human biology.
Anyway, since we know most firebrand conservatives are basically just hypocrites who use projection to express their own desires, guilt, and insecurities, I think it’s safe to assume Jett is the real Trans Republican here — and that the source of their transphobia is their deeply held desire to live freely as the woman they’ve longed to be.
Which makes me wonder — what will Shane look like after the surgery? Will he go with a country Jane rural Oklahoma style…
Or will he try the cute suburban girl-next-door look? That will really tickle the people at OCPA...
Then again, maybe it’s neither, and he goes with a more traditional “cool lesbian who drives a Jeep and likes trendy music" style…
Regardless of the style of transition they go through, you have to admit Shane looks great as a woman. They’ll make one hell of a Trans Republican someday — well, at least until they’re promptly kicked out of the party.
Anyway, I hope using AI technology to see what Shane Jett will look like when they transition doesn’t get me in trouble with the woke police. I just thought it would be funny to see what they looks like — and also plant the seed in their mind. Hell, maybe it will start a gender awakening in the entire Freedom Caucus. That will be fun to cover.
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
