Oklahoma Democrats Present Sacrificial Lamb for the 2026 Governor’s Race…

Just like we said she would, State Representative Cyndi Munson – the cool single aunt of the Oklahoma Democratic Party – officially announced yesterday morning that she’s running for Governor!

I, myself, have been eagerly anticipating the news, as it will give me a new Democrat to lampoon and the opportunity to say, “You heard it here first.”

Although she has little to no chance of pulling out a victory, Cyndi made the announcement on the State Capitol steps.

In her speech, she talked about her background and experience, and hit all the mainstream Democratic talking points that most Oklahomans are either A) against or B) don’t care about. You know, woke things like taxing the 1%, improving public education, and allowing women to have the bodily autonomy to trust their own moral compass and decide on their own if they want to welcome a new life into this world.