It looks like Oklahoma Democrats have finally found someone willing to be the sacrificial lamb in the 2026 gubernatorial race.
According to multiple tips via the Ogle Mole Network, State Rep. Cyndi Munson – the hip, cool lawmaker aunt of the urban Oklahoma Democrats – is expected to announce in the near future that she’s entering the Oklahoma governor’s race.
If I were going to pull a Dean Blevins and put odds on it, I’d say there’s a 74.3% chance it happens. If so, you heard it here first. If not, “Satire! Nevermind!”
We don’t have a concrete time frame on when Cyndi will make things official and define her candidacy, but right now it’s probably the second-worst-kept secret in Oklahoma politics—trailing only the outlandish rumors that lice have infested Rep. Nick Archer’s mustache.
Seriously, when did Abner Doubleday join the Oklahoma House of Representatives? It looks like he’s wearing one of Kevin Stitt’s eyebrows! I bet he gets all the ladies at his barbershop quartet after parties.