We found some campers who won’t be singing Kumbaya together at Falls Creek Church Camp!
After months of political grumblings that the former brosephs had a falling out, Ryan Walters finally snapped at Governor Kevin Stitt on social media today.
The meltdown—triggered by Stitt’s decision to fire three of Walters’ loyalists from the State Board of Education—has naturally caused quite a stir online, with rubberneckers of all political persuasions watching with glee, schadenfreude, and morbid curiosity.
So grab some popcorn, a Trump Bible, and pull up a seat to the prayer circle. This one’s fun:
Yep, that’s right!
Oklahoma’s Governor Frankenstein has finally lost control of his moronic Privatize Public Education and Destroy It From the Inside monster, and I can’t wait to see the chaos unfold.
Seriously, the only way this could be better is if Ryan sprinted to his tan SUV to film a video selfie, only for Kevin Stitt’s wife to plow into it with a state vehicle.
Of course, I should mention that Ryan’s post, on its own, is pretty dumb.
Sure, Stitt’s a wealthy evangelical banker who backed DeSantis over Trump, but calling him part of the “swampy political establishment” is a stretch. All he did was flex his gubernatorial muscle, reclaim control of the State Board of Education, and score some well-earned brownie points by publicly paddling the insufferable freak-show subordinate everyone else already hates.
Outside of that? Nothing has changed. Stitt and the Oklahoma GOP still want to dismantle public education—it’s just obvious they’d prefer someone more controllable, less self-serving, and slightly less moronic to do it.
We’ll keep an eye on things and update you if Stitt responds. Until then…
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
