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Governor Stitt Ending Year on Extra-Scroogy Note!

11:19 AM EST on December 19, 2024

Fresh off an out-of-the-office workcation to Asia where he wined and dined with foreign dignitaries, gave them cowboy hats, and showed off his impressive height, Ole’ Stitter issued a proclamation yesterday requiring “all full-time employees to perform their work in the office, facility, or field location assigned by their agency, and not from a remote location by February 1, 2025."

In the proclamation, Stitt claims he’s implementing the policy to “ensure state employees are operating at the best of their abilities while being compensated by taxpayer dollars,” but we all know the real reason – weed out happy employees who like working from home, pander to his DOGE friends in Washington, and show Paycom Solo-CEO Chad Richison that they do have some things in common.

You can view the proclamation below.