Last week, I got a hard-hitting breaking news dispatch from the Ogle Mole Network informing me that News 9’s Colby Thelen – the guy who replaced Storme Jones on the News 9 morning couch – is now moonlighting as a professional wrestler.
Yep, that’s right.
Knock Nadeen off the Segway, throw Stormy to the clouds, and twinkle your toes like J’ordy. There’s a new TV news alter ego in town! His name is God’s Work – a heavenly news diva who body-slams sinners to the mat like a fast-flowing teleprompter.
Here’s a clip from his debut match at the Chicken Shack in Arcadia:
I guess that’s pretty cool. Sure, he may look a bit like Dangerous Danny Davis, but I appreciate what Colby is doing to improve his muscly brand appeal with early-morning lady news viewers.