Outside of Ryan Walters and the people of Oklahoma, the group that would benefit most from Ryan Walters being named Secretary of Education is the mainstream media.
For nearly three years now, we’ve witnessed firsthand how Ryan is a walking, talking, heaving pile of outrage-inducing excrement. With his shadowy, beady eyes and oh-so-punchable face, he’s the ultimate troll—an expert at going on TV and unleashing some of the dumbest, most outrageous, and laughably illogical statements imaginable. His barrage of quips and quotes guarantees ratings, clicks, and hate-shares on contact.
After a slow start, even the for-profit newshounds at CNN have caught on. They recently decided to give Ryan a platform to discuss his right-wing Christian indoctrination-prayer initiative—a stunt already blocked by Attorney General Gentner Drummond.