The Oklahoma State Fair hasn’t even started yet, and we already have our first high-profile crime!
Fortunately, this time around, it wasn’t a stabbing, shooting, or even an unexpected human live birth—something that isn’t a crime, but is still traumatic to witness.
Nope, we just had some good old-fashioned petty larceny.
Earlier today, OKCPD released a video of a guy who appears to be either a homeless drifter, carnie, or Plaza District bartender bagging some unattended princess wigs from the Disney on Ice wardrobe war chest.
Here’s the video of the crime in action. To make it more enjoyable, I added some background music:
OKCPD needs help identifying the man who stole a variety of princess wigs from Disney on Ice at the State Fair Grounds. Here's video of the crime: pic.twitter.com/QCheI1MSeG
— TLO Video Burner (@TLOMMT) September 10, 2024
As the father of a six-year-old girl, I’m pretty well-versed in all things Disney Princess.
As a result, I’m about 100% sure the perp stole Snow White’s black wig (bob version) and Cinderella’s blonde wig (bun version). It also looks like he got away with an Anna wig, a Jasmine wig, and even an evil Ursula wig.
I guess that means if you see any of those characters panhandling at the intersection of NW 23rd and Penn, be sure to call Crime Stoppers immediately. You might even get a reward!
Anyone with information is asked to contact OKC Crime Stoppers by calling 405-235-7300 or submitting an anonymous tip online.
Officials say a cash reward may be available.
Seriously, folks, we need to find this person and these wigs.
Sure, the Disney on Ice performers could probably score some cheap knock-offs at their neighborhood strip mall Spirit Halloween, but as I recently learned when I bought some counterfeit knock-off Descendants stuff on Temu, you can’t pull a fast one on today’s kids.
They know what’s authentic and what’s not, and we don’t want them leaving the fair disappointed and traumatized like they just witnessed a shooting, stabbing, or live birth.
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.
