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Mr. Gatti’s Pizza and the Wonderful Epitome of Sheer Mediocrity…

10:29 AM EDT on November 2, 2023

A couple of weeks ago, I decided to take my troubles away with a wonderful dinner…

Well, at least I was going to, but my boss called and said that he wanted me to check out this place called Mr. Gatti’s – the new franchise eatery brought to town by the grifter who turned barbecue into a four-lettered word, Brent Swadley.

“Whoa!” I recoiled in obvious distaste. “I reviewed Gattiland on Northwest Expressway a few years ago and nearly got a mom's phone number. Isn't that the same thing thing?”

Turns out, that place on Expressway changed brands years ago.

Mr. Gatti's is a new incarnation of that ol’ Gattitown restaurant and others from years past. So, knowing what I gathered during my incarnation as an upstart food critic, I made a U-turn and zoomed to this pizza flame located at an old Luby's at 9410 N. May Avenue.