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Meet Ryan’s New God, Gun and Grant-loving addition to OSDE…

9:16 AM EDT on June 29, 2023

The Ryan Langston-Walters administration is continuing to take shape.

With his new Oberdick hitting the road, we’ve learned via the Ogle Mole Network that Pamela Gordon – a feisty rural God, gun and grant-loving Karen who ran for Congress in 2022 – has been hired on as the agency’s new grant writer. 

Naturally, Pam has all the experience, qualifications, and right-wing charisma that Walters looks for when adding new team members to his depleted State Department of Education staff. She’s a Trump-loving theocrat from McAlester, hates the libs, and loves fighting ye old culture wars. 

Just check out her congressional campaign commercial during her failed 2022 congressional run, where she secured only 3% of votes and finished in 11th place. 

Wow! I can’t wait to see what federal grants Oklahoma scores with Pamela in charge of things. Well, that’s if she applies for any. As we know, Ryan has vowed to reject all federal education funding, so I think her main job responsibility will be to blow up all federal grant paperwork with heavy artillery.