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Meet Ryan’s New God, Gun and Grant-loving addition to OSDE…

9:16 AM EDT on June 29, 2023

The Ryan Langston-Walters administration is continuing to take shape.

With his new Oberdick hitting the road, we’ve learned via the Ogle Mole Network that Pamela Gordon – a feisty rural God, gun and grant-loving Karen who ran for Congress in 2022 – has been hired on as the agency’s new grant writer. 

Naturally, Pam has all the experience, qualifications, and right-wing charisma that Walters looks for when adding new team members to his depleted State Department of Education staff. She’s a Trump-loving theocrat from McAlester, hates the libs, and loves fighting ye old culture wars. 

Just check out her congressional campaign commercial during her failed 2022 congressional run, where she secured only 3% of votes and finished in 11th place. 

Wow! I can’t wait to see what federal grants Oklahoma scores with Pamela in charge of things. Well, that’s if she applies for any. As we know, Ryan has vowed to reject all federal education funding, so I think her main job responsibility will be to blow up all federal grant paperwork with heavy artillery. 

If so, Pamela is qualified!

Before joining the Langston-Walters team, she was the executive director of something called the McAlester Defense Support Services – a non-profit organization that supports McAlester’s booming ammunition industry by promoting places like the McAlester Army Ammunition Plant, the U.S. Army Defense Ammunition Center, and the Harbor Mountain Coffee House.

Hehe. Just kidding about that last one.

She also has relevant education experience.

According to this article, she was a teacher, coach, principal, and school superintendent while living in Tennesee, so she’ll be able to connect and identify with Oklahoma students, teachers, and administrators as she helps Ryan defund public education, ban library books and keep kitty litter of bathrooms.

Anyway, we wish Pamela the best of luck with her new gig. I’m sure she’ll do a hell of a job not applying for federal grants for Oklahoma kids. 

Stay with The Lost Ogle. We’ll keep you advised.  

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