With summer kicking into full gear this week, I thought it would be fun to revisit Hayley's classic article that highlights the 13 Stages of a Trip to White Water Bay... or whatever it's called now.
Seriously, doesn't it suck that White Water has a new name? I think it's now called Tampico Bay, Yucatan Liquor Stand or – in a nod to the Ominplex's successor – Water Park Oklahoma. I would Google it, but what's the point? I'm sure we'll all forget it again when the Chickasaw's open their fancy downtown water world resort in a couple of years.
Until that happens, White Water / Water Park Oklahoma is there for the taking. Whether you're planning a visit, or want to float down memory lane like a raft in the Lazy River, here are the 13 stages of a typical visit to White Water Bay... or whatever it's called now.