Over the weekend, an Ogle Mole asked if I – a guy who for 40+ years has planned my life around OU football – spent my hungover Saturday morning in the rain wearing a costume with a bunch of left-wing folks at the OKC No Kings protest instead of at home drinking water, watching College Game Day, and hastily making rotisserie buffalo chicken dip to enjoy for an early kickoff.
The answer was a quick and obvious “Nope.”
Although the eclectic nature of No Kings gives it Cardboard Jim Traber visit potential – and the signs do give Game Day a run for the money – I'm not giving up a treasured kid-free Saturday of college football to protest the end of American democracy.
Seriously, pick a better date and time – like an OU bye week – to get lazy online-only protesters like me off the couch, dressed up in a pig costume, and bumping into Ryan Walters’ Stans who are simply there to piss people off.
I guess that happened at the No Kings protest in Tulsa. Check out this video:
I was just assaulted at the No Kings Protest in Tulsa. TPD is on the way. pic.twitter.com/EWrb4IOLOO
— Lane Brown (@lanebrown_3) October 18, 2025