Pig Man Confronts Ryan Walters Fan Boy at Tulsa “No Kings” Protest…

Over the weekend, an Ogle Mole asked if I – a guy who for 40+ years has planned my life around OU football – spent my hungover Saturday morning in the rain wearing a costume with a bunch of left-wing folks at the OKC No Kings protest instead of at home drinking water, watching College Game Day, and hastily making rotisserie buffalo chicken dip to enjoy for an early kickoff.

The answer was a quick and obvious “Nope.”

Although the eclectic nature of No Kings gives it Cardboard Jim Traber visit potential – and the signs do give Game Day a run for the money – I'm not giving up a treasured kid-free Saturday of college football to protest the end of American democracy.

Seriously, pick a better date and time – like an OU bye week – to get lazy online-only protesters like me off the couch, dressed up in a pig costume, and bumping into Ryan Walters’ Stans who are simply there to piss people off.

I guess that happened at the No Kings protest in Tulsa. Check out this video:

Yikes. On the topic of assault, where'd he get that umbrella from? Did he steal it from an 80-year-old grandma or 10 year old girl? Who knows.

The guy you see and hear in that video was not the inspiration for Gender Queer, but is actually an Oklahoma Young Republican man-kid named Lane Brown. 

An accomplished social media troll and agitator, he’s an ultra-right Christian nationalist Gen Z type who spends all day and night consuming and spreading online political messaging and propaganda. In case you need proof…

As they say, he must be fun at the Young Republican Incel parties, huh?

I guess Lane attended the No Kings rally under the simple, innocent auspices of asking lunatics questions.

Yeah, that’s right. He went to No Kings to innocently engage and ask “these lunatics” questions. He wasn’t there to agitate the agitated and goad them into proving his predetermined narratives. You know, like how those tree-hugging leftists are the violent ones:

Yep, the left is the party of violence. This would be a good time to point out the OKC No Kings protest was located blocks from where an ultra-right-wing fanatic detonated a bomb that killed 168 innocent people. Good to know. 

Lane eventually shared the full video of Pigman's alleged assault.

Although you can see he does get pushed by a man in an inflatable pig costume all while a concerned man in a Trump mask looks on, labeling it as an assault is a reach, kind of like Lane implyinh he was there to simply ask questions.

Listen. I know I’m not an engagement-bait troll looking to prove a propagandic narrative, but only a woke, whiny kid who’s looking for attention would label that an assault. Hell, I’ve seen bigger pushes from the Oklahoma wind! If the cops did show up, and if they checked out the video, hopefully they laughed it all off, deescalated the situation, and let Pig Man walk free. 

Here's another video of them bothering Pig Man.

Wow. Some Pig, huh?

To answer Pig Man’s question, I’d assume Lane is afraid of women primarily because women are afraid of him.

Also, on behalf of all the people who stayed home to watch football on Saturday, I’d like to give Pig Man a sincere TLO attaboy.

He may look and sound as intimidating as a pack of Charmin – and probably needs to invest in some slip-resistant shoes – but it takes a special person to not totally lose their cool when they’re being provoked by a right-wing troll while minding their business in a pig costume protesting the fall of democracy.

Sure, he would have been better off just ignoring Lane. But what do I know? I was warm, eating buffalo chicken dip in the comfort of my home – so who am I to second-guess or judge?

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