Before we get started, I hope everyone made it through round one of Siberian Snowpocalypse 2021 unscathed. Despite leaving three faucets dripping overnight and cabinet doors under each sink wide open, I – like thousands of other Oklahomans – woke up this morning to no water coming out of my hot water taps, and a blown-out pilot in my water heater that I can't get to re-light. If you're a plumber or person who fixes this stuff and wants to pay it 4-ward for free publicity and attention, hit me up!
Just like with every other major winter weather event that hits Oklahoma, the coverage for Siberian Snowpocalypse 2021 followed the same predictable, interchangeable script. Things like...