Last week, KFOR published an article that reported the top dog names given over the last decade. While the local media propaganda machine would like you to believe that Oklahomans are giving their pooches names like “Daisy” and “Oreo,” we know that Okies are a different breed of owner. So, here are the actual top 7 names Oklahomans like to give their dogs!
Boomer
Boomer has clocked more boat hours on the lake in one season than most Navy Admirals do in their entire careers. Boomer’s pet parent goes by two first names, like Billy Don or Bobbie Jo, and somehow got access to “medical marijuana” within hours of it becoming legalized in Oklahoma last year.
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