Need a cure for the daily meh's? Tell your boss to screw off because it's time to vote in the second round! We have a stunning slate of matchups this afternoon including a nipple building and a country music star. Only here, only now at The Lost Ogle!
Here are the matchups:
(1) Marla Morgan vs (8) Buying Wine at Grocery Store
(5) Nipple Church vs (13) Maps 4
(3) Carrie Underwood vs (11) Lawton
(2) Lacey Swope vs. (7) OKC Streetcar
It's always a good day when Governor Stitt is defeated by a failed Oklahoma City mapping project. The greater victor is that of a building resembling a breast defeating a trio of boobs. Vote below!
(1) Marla Morgan
Round One: Defeated (16) Bradford Pear Trees 435-212
Who: Mike Morgan’s hot wife and last year’s Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Oklahoma’s defining MILF
Biggest Weakness: Her husband’s flashier ties
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(8) Buying Wine at Grocery Store
Round One: Defeated (9) Buying Cold Beer at Liquor Store 363-280
Who: The best reason to be at a Wal-Mart at 11 p.m.
Biggest Strength: Don’t have to mess with liquor stores
Biggest Weakness: Drunk soccer moms looking for their white zinfandel fix
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(5) Nipple Church
Round One: Defeated (12) Ogle Brothers 424-219
Who: The “distinctive architectural” looking church
Biggest Strength: Shaped like a perky breast for worship
Biggest Weakness: Will probably become a Del Taco and Jack In The Box
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(13) Maps 4
Round One: Defeated (4) Kevin Stitt 471-173
Who: Upcoming “Metropolitan Area Projects'” plan
Biggest Strength: Building stuff for the Chamber of Commerce
Biggest Weakness: Costs a penny on every dollar spent
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(3) Carrie Underwood
Round One: Defeated Paul Scott 433-64
Who: Modern country music icon
Biggest Strength: Appreciation of hearing-impaired fans
Biggest Weakness: Live Musicals on NBC
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(11) Lawton
Round One: Defeated (6) Elizabeth Warren 269-235
Who: The Best College Town in Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: Cameron University’s mascot Ole Kim
Biggest Weakness: Local meteorologists that hang in there
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(2) Lacey Swope
Round One: Defeated (15) Jason Harris 410-100
Who: Severe weather babe and former Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Being the best smoke-show in front of a green screen
Biggest Weakness: Not knowing distance in relation to family time
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(7) OKC Streetcar
Round One: Defeated (10) Steve Lackmeyer 337-161
Who: MAPS 3 Project transportation
Biggest Strength: Faster mode of transportation than horse-drawn carriages
Biggest Weakness: Dumbass Oklahoma drivers
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