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Ogle Madness XII: West Region, Second Round

1:09 PM EDT on March 25, 2019

Need a cure for the daily meh's? Tell your boss to screw off because it's time to vote in the second round! We have a stunning slate of matchups this afternoon including a nipple building and a country music star. Only here, only now at The Lost Ogle!

Here are the matchups:

(1) Marla Morgan vs (8) Buying Wine at Grocery Store
(5) Nipple Church vs (13) Maps 4
(3) Carrie Underwood vs (11) Lawton
(2) Lacey Swope vs. (7) OKC Streetcar

It's always a good day when Governor Stitt is defeated by a failed Oklahoma City mapping project. The greater victor is that of a building resembling a breast defeating a trio of boobs. Vote below!

(1) Marla Morgan

Round One: Defeated (16) Bradford Pear Trees 435-212

Who: Mike Morgan’s hot wife and last year’s Ogle Madness champion

Biggest Strength: Oklahoma’s defining MILF

Biggest Weakness: Her husband’s flashier ties


(8) Buying Wine at Grocery Store

Round One: Defeated (9) Buying Cold Beer at Liquor Store 363-280

Who: The best reason to be at a Wal-Mart at 11 p.m.

Biggest Strength: Don’t have to mess with liquor stores

Biggest Weakness: Drunk soccer moms looking for their white zinfandel fix

(5) Nipple Church

Round One: Defeated (12) Ogle Brothers 424-219

Who: The “distinctive architectural” looking church

Biggest Strength: Shaped like a perky breast for worship

Biggest Weakness: Will probably become a Del Taco and Jack In The Box



(13) Maps 4

Round One: Defeated (4) Kevin Stitt 471-173

Who: Upcoming “Metropolitan Area Projects'” plan

Biggest Strength: Building stuff for the Chamber of Commerce

Biggest Weakness: Costs a penny on every dollar spent



(3) Carrie Underwood

Round One: Defeated Paul Scott 433-64

Who: Modern country music icon

Biggest Strength: Appreciation of hearing-impaired fans

Biggest Weakness: Live Musicals on NBC

(11) Lawton

Round One: Defeated (6) Elizabeth Warren 269-235

Who: The Best College Town in Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: Cameron University’s mascot Ole Kim

Biggest Weakness: Local meteorologists that hang in there


(2) Lacey Swope

Round One: Defeated (15) Jason Harris 410-100

Who: Severe weather babe and former Ogle Madness champion

Biggest Strength: Being the best smoke-show in front of a green screen

Biggest Weakness: Not knowing distance in relation to family time


(7) OKC Streetcar

Round One: Defeated (10) Steve Lackmeyer 337-161

Who: MAPS 3 Project transportation

Biggest Strength: Faster mode of transportation than horse-drawn carriages

Biggest Weakness: Dumbass Oklahoma drivers

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