Day two of Ogle Madness is upon us! Cast your vote to find who will triumph over all.
Here are this morning's matchups:
(1) Marla Morgan vs. (16) Bradford Pear Trees
(8) Buying Wine at Grocery Store vs (9) Buying Cold Beer at Liquor Store
(4) Kevin Stitt vs (13) Maps 4
(5) Nipple Church vs (12) Ogle Brothers
The first match-up is pretty juicy. We're likely to see these two face off in real life pretty soon, so let's see if we can predict the winner!
Vote after the jump!
(1) Marla Morgan
Who: Mike Morgan's hot wife and last year's Ogle Madness champion
Biggest Strength: Oklahoma's defining MILF
Biggest Weakness: Her husband's flashier ties
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(16) Bradford Pear Trees
Who: Oklahoma's shittiest trees
Biggest Strength: Beautiful blossoms for 2 weeks in the year
Biggest Weakness: Smells like jizz and wreaks havoc on allergies
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(8) Buying Wine at Grocery Store
Who: The best reason to be at a Wal-Mart at 11 p.m.
Biggest Strength: Don't have to mess with liquor stores
Biggest Weakness: Drunk soccer moms looking for their white zinfandel fix
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(9) Buying Cold Beer at Liquor Store
Who: Getting booze the old fashioned way
Biggest Strength: Avoiding grocery stores altogether
Biggest Weakness: Still not open Sunday
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(4) Kevin Stitt
Who: Governor of Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: Making money during the mortgage boom
Biggest Weakness: Being banned from mortgage banking in certain states
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(13) Maps 4
Who: Upcoming "Metropolitan Area Projects'" plan
Biggest Strength: Building stuff for the Chamber of Commerce
Biggest Weakness: Costs a penny on every dollar spent
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(5) Nipple Church vs (12) Ogle Brothers
Who: The "distinctive architectural" looking church
Biggest Strength: Shaped like a perky breast for worship
Biggest Weakness: Will probably become a Del Taco and Jack In The Box
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(12) Ogle Brothers
Who: Local journalism dynasty
Biggest Strength: Sweet hair and bulky suits
Biggest Weakness: What the Three Stooges would be in modern times
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