Yesterday, news came out that Sonic – the Oklahoma-based corporation known for its roller skate scootin’ carhops and supplying enough Route 44s to make every Oklahoman’s blood type “sugar”– is merging with Arby’s parent company in a $2.3 billion deal. Being that I have an Arts degree and thus have no idea how business works, I am going to assume a merger between the companies means we will soon have a combination Arby’s/Sonic eatery-a “S-arby’s,” if you will. Here are six items we’ll probably see on the new menu!
