Okay, so I missed a few of my primary prognostications for TLO, but I did nail in order the first eight finishers in the Republican contest for governor. The only thing harder to do than that would be to name the precise calendar date THIS YEAR that our oligarch in chief – Donald J. Trump – will resign from office. Here's my guess. It will be within an hour of his pal President for Life Vladimir Putin declaring he was the maestro of their fun and games in that Moscow hotel room and has a color video with audio to prove it! While we wait for that glorious day, take a look at my predictions for this round of the local yokel primaries.
1. GOP Governor: Mick Cornett vs. Kevin Stitt
I'm going to pick Mick by a whisker courtesy of the $1.2 million h's raised since the primary. The money has come in from all over the state, so I predict a 51% to 49% cliffhanger.
And yes, I know he's behind right now to moola money man Kevin "Stiff" Stitt, father of six, but...