The internet has been talking all month about Big Dick Energy. I still don't really know what it is or what it means, despite all the tweets and think-pieces, but it sounds like a great thing to have. It's at least gotta be better than 'Adequate Size Energy,' 'It's What You Do With It Energy,' or 'Is That Your Belly Button? Energy.'
Anyways, apparently some people in Oklahoma have been taking the concept way too far and ended up getting themselves arrested. You'd think if ya had a big cock, you'd be content to do your own thing and not go around fighting other people with it, but this KFOR article shows otherwise: