Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... or the person who desperately needs cash to fuel a crack addition.
Last week, OKCPD arrested the love birds pictured above – Tony Willis and Verna LeClair – for having sex under a tree in OKC's exotic 10 Penn District.
Here are the details via KOKH Fox 25:
Two people were taken into custody after police say they were having sex on the ground near a busy Oklahoma City intersection.
Oklahoma City Police Department reports show that police were contacted at approximately 5:30 p.m. June 15 by a woman who was at a tire shop near NW 10 and Virginia when she observed two people under a tree. The woman stated she saw a man with his pants "halfway down" on top of a woman.
Officers arrived on the scene and the man rolled off of the woman. Police then arrested both subjects: 48-year-old Tony Willis and 42-year-old Verna LeClair.
That's weird and gross. Like most things that involve sexual intercourse in public under a tree, I'm sure drugs were partly to blame. Then again, maybe they were simply living out a sick and twisted Jim Henson universe cosplay sex fantasy. You have to admit, Tony looks a bit like Hoggle from Labyrinth...
And Verna has a striking resemblance Jen from The Dark Crystal:
The resemblances really are striking.