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TLO Lifestyles: The Life-Changing Benefits of Cool Whip

12:59 PM EDT on June 15, 2018

Happy Friday, you beautiful people! Welcome to this week’s TLO Lifestyle spread. Today we are talking about the latest trend in self-care: using oils. Many magazines and online blogs brag about the healing benefits of coconut oil and essential oils. However, no one is talking about the biggest secret in the oil industry: Cool Whip.

This miracle serum is a combination of life-sustaining water, healthy(ish) coconut and palm oils, and high fructose corn syrup, all of which provide small benefits that can make huge changes in your life. Now whether those changes are good or bad depends on if you buy name brand or Great Value whipped topping. So be prepared to add an item to your Sam’s Club shopping list, because here are the life changing benefits of Cool Whip.