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“STD mobile” on the loose in Norman…

10:44 AM EST on February 21, 2018

Outside of wearing a fanny pack or being caught eating at Olive Garden, nothing screams "Look at me, I'm a winner" than having a personalized license plate on your car, especially when that plate warns others that you may be carrying an STD.

Check out this personalized tag that was recently spotted by an Ogle Mole in Norman:

Yeah, something tells me the owner didn't fully think that through. Either way, make sure you stay a good three seconds behind that car on the highway. You don't want to catch anything.

Here are three other thoughts / questions:

1.) How did that get approved? Declaring your homosexuality on license plates in Oklahoma is prohibited, but informing people that you drive an STD-filled crossover is okay? According to Kirk Humphreys, both of them are related.

2.) Was that the best the motorist could do? Were IHAVEVD or VALTREX already taken?

3.) Who knew Dean Blevins drove a Chevy Captiva and was an Auburn fan? I guess you learn something new everyday.

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