This past Friday, while American flags across the country flew at half mast to honor and remember the 17 lives lost during the senseless school shooting in Florida, David Stanley Auto Group spokesperson Rob Stanley (a.k.a. this guy) shared his newest video for "Firearms Friday," a Facebook video series he hosts to compensate for what we can all assume is a very small penis.
The video, which was uploaded three days after 14 teenage students and three faculty members were mercilessly gunned down by a lunatic with an AR-15 assault rifle at a Florida high school, features a review for an "Arma 15 vehicle mount" – a cool device that lets hunters, paranoid gun enthusiasts and future mass shooters conveniently hide and conceal their AR-15 in the back of a pick-up truck.
Check it out:
That's pretty cool. Who can't think of a time they've been driving around town and needed fast access to an AR-15 assault rifle? With that hiding in the back bench seat of your diesel pickup, you can say "lock and go" and surprise innocent people in no time!
That video, which was consciously uploaded to Facebook while families in Florida grieved for loved ones who died way too young because a madman had easy access to firearms, is one of about a dozen or so that features Rob Stanley. They can all be found on the Firearms Friday Facebook page.
Here's another video. It shows how to turn an inexpensive $4,000 sub-machine gun into a one-of-a-kind man-killing machine:
Before we continue, I'd like to clarify that I am a gun owner. I think every sane paranoid individual in a free country should be allowed to own as many guns as they want. That being said, I'm a not a gun nut. I think we need reasonable gun ownership regulations to help stop delusional men with psychological issues from killing as many people as possible. I'm sure people will 100% agree with these views, and not discuss it any further in the comments.
With that public service announcement out-of-the-way, here's a video of Rob testing a "Don't Call It A Silencer" moderator. It can help you kill your neighbors without the hassle of bothering your neighbors.
In addition to posting videos that glorify guns, Rob also samples and reviews DIY beef jerky prep kits:
Nice review, but can we get some montages of Rob firing machine guns during the food preparation time-lapses? You know, kind of like how they show footage of Ree's kids playing outside on the ranch with cows while her steak fajitas marinate? It does a good job of breaking things up.
Anyway, you can watch all the videos on the Firearms Friday Facebook page. I wonder what semi-automatic gun they'll feature following the next school shooting? Maybe they'll throw us a curve ball and review body armor instead?
Also, how long before David Stanley Dodge has its own AR-15 promotion? We still have youth sports teams in Oklahoma auctioning off man-killing machines for charity. We might as well have car dealerships giving the rifles away if you purchase a Ram 3500 for no money down and with approved credit.
