Former Oklahoma City mayor and current bigoted ass-hat Kirk Humphreys has been in some hot water lately for comments he made on homosexuality and, more recently, women’s role in society. It seems like Kirk Humphreys believes that many Oklahoma women aren’t living up to their full potential as good, Christian wives and mothers. So to help other Oklahomans with lady brains understand our expectations, I have created a guide for right living based on Kirk Humphreys’ comments about women. So here are ten ways to be a proper Oklahoma woman.
But consult your husband and father first to make sure it is okay to read this.