As dangerous gangs of frothing alt-leftists and angry minorities continue to gather and erase so much precious Caucasian history by destroying the bronze and concrete testaments to this comically misplaced nation’s pride in the embittered losers of the Civil War and other assorted failed bozos, something’s got to replace them. Here are five suggestions for statues of Oklahoma heroes, personal and otherwise, that I would like to see casting long shadows in our parks, government parking lots, roadside memorials and anywhere else a reminder of this country’s true history is needed. ¡Cómpralo ya!
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