This week, apparently Oklahoma City Public Schools have opened their impoverished and failing doors to the Metro’s insufferable lot of tots, tweens and teens for another school year of uncertainty and unaccountability. And while that might suck for area youth, it’s a real cry of freedom for people such as myself who are easily intimidated and mostly irritated by a city overrun with children who’s every whim is catered to, thoroughly disrupting my sad and single life for a good two or so months.
As of this week, however, that’s all over until, at the very least, fall break. For despairingly childless people like myself and others disturbingly like me, here’s five things that we can do once again now that school’s back in session and those hooligans, ruffians and scalawags are off the streets and back in the classroom.