Welcome back! I hope you enjoyed the extended 4th of July holiday. I was stuck at KFOR cleaning the Social Media Bandit cages for most of the weekend. Did you know they're also scared of fireworks? It's why social media companies notice an uptick in retweets and Facebook likes during Independence Day.
We'll catch up on all the local news stories we may have missed while day-drinking for five consecutive days later, but until then, let's cut to the hot news item everyone in the Metro is talking about – The Quail Creek F*ck and Float! It's has been scheduled for Friday, July 14th.