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Ogle Madness X: Sweet 16, Northeast Region

9:23 AM EDT on March 23, 2017

It's the final round of the Ogle Madness Sweet 16. Here are the match-ups:

(1) Emily Sutton vs (4) Mayor Mick Cornett
(2) Gwen Stefani vs (11) Chuck Norris

Wow. That's a who's who list of famous Oklahomans. Vote!

(1) Emily Sutton vs (4) Mayor Mick Cornett

(1) Emily Sutton

Last Match: Defeated Milk Bottle Building 354-191

Who? Severe Weather Princess

Strength: Using junk food to explain weather

Weakness: Holding it in

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(4) Mayor Mick Cornett

Last Match: Defeated Burger King Prank Caller 288-244

Who? Mayor of OKC

Strength: Helped make OKC a Big League City

Weakness: Overplays pocket pairs in early position

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(2) Gwen Stefani vs (11) Chuck Norris

(2) Gwen Stefani

Last Match: Defeated The Franchise 357-170

Who? Honorary Oklahoman

Strength: Don't Speak

Weakness: Lives with Blake Shelton

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(11) Chuck Norris

Last Match: Defeated Bizzaro Kyle Singler 298-233

Who? American Badass

Strength: Eating nails

Weakness: Hasn't rescued us from Oklahoma lawmakers

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