It's not ever morally justified, but you can dig up thousands of excuses to cheat on your significant other in Oklahoma. Maybe you were one of the people who got married too young and helped make Oklahoma number 4 in the nation for teen marriages. Perhaps you want to find some new excitement while not contributing to our state's nation-leading divorce rates. Your partner might support a different collegiate sports team and you have too much pride to fuck a Cowboy's fan anymore. Or hey, maybe you're just a total asshole who has no regard for anyone else's feelings.
Whatever your reason for having an affair, I don't condone it, but I'm not gonna snitch. Here's a list of the top places in the Oklahoma City metro where you can take your Ashley Madison date without getting caught: