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Donald Trump thinks Mary Fallin would be a great Vice President…

1:44 PM EDT on April 25, 2016

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"There is a God!"

That's the first thing that popped in my head Sunday morning when I learned Mary Fallin is now being mentioned as a possible Vice Presidential pick for Donald Trump.

KFOR has some of the details:

On CNN’s State of the Union Sunday morning, South Carolina’s lieutenant governor said Governor Mary Fallin would help Donald Trump get the job done.

“She’s been in Congress, she’s been a 3 term lieutenant governor, she’s been a highly successful governor cutting the pension deficit in half, dealt with national disasters, an articulate, well spoken, attractive woman that can balance Trump, I think, is the perfect VP candidate,” Andre Bauer said.

That's hysterical. I've used a lot of adjectives to describe Mary Fallin over the years. I don't think "articulate," "well-spoken" and "highly successful governor" have once crossed my mind. I usually chose more accurate words like "incompetent," "confused" and "fuck my life." But then again, what do I know? I'm just a guy from Oklahoma who has seen what Mary Fallin's reign of indecision and incompetence has done to this state over the past six years.