As the nightmarish possibility of a Fourth Reich under the rule of Donald Trump becomes less and less a joke, many American voters are looking for someone to step up and take charge, stand tall against the mainstream, and make America a great place again... for caged tigers.
Yes, in what could be the greatest thing of all time, Oklahoma's favorite musician, model and animal rights violator Joe Exotic, a.k.a. The Tiger King, has a 1pm press conference scheduled today in Ohio to announce his candidacy for President of the United States.