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Blake Shelton is still a good old country boy…

3:15 PM EST on November 16, 2015

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Out of all the Oklahoma country boys to reach super stardom over the years, Blake Shelton is by far the coolest. He's not a greedy pig like Garth Brooks. He's never tried to hunt a Muslim like Toby Keith. And he doesn't pee sitting down like Vince Gill.

Basically, Blake's just your good old quintessential Oklahoma country boy. He looks like he was conceived inside a Bass Pro Shops. He loves Jesus, drives a truck, curses, kills animal for sports, drinks a lot of beer and womanizes. What's not to love?