And we're almost to the Elite Eight! We have some great games today, including two double-digit seeds who have made runs deep in the tourney. Playboy Joe Dorman barely nudged out Mayor Mick to advance to the Sweet Sixteen, and Red Dog Cafe Chef continued his Cinderella run by demolishing Regular Jim Traber.
Here are today's games:
Southeast Region
(1) Joleen Chaney vs (5) Marla Morgan (6) Lake Hefner Goats vs (15) Red Dog Cafe Chef
West Region
(1) Lacey Swope vs (4) Steven Adams (2) Russell Westbrook vs (11) Joe Dorman
Southeast Region
(1) Joleen Chaney vs (5) Marla Morgan
(1) Joleen Chaney
Round 1: Defeated Discriminated White Girl from Ada Round 2: Defeated the Dry Slot
Who she is: Two-time Ogle Madness runner-up
Strengths: Sneaking her way into viral news stories about people who either smell fire or live on a school bus.
Weaknesses: Does anyone else feel like she's kinda kept a low profile lately? News 9 needs to put her on the anchor desk.
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(5) Marla Morgan
Who she is: Wife of Channel 4 tie model Mike Morgan
Strengths: So undeniably good now that even crusty old white men can't deny it.
Weaknesses: It just feels like he's going to hurt himself again at any moment.
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(11) Joe Dorman
Round 1: Defeated Mary Fallin's Gold Bust Round 2: Defeated Mayor Mick
Who he is: The guy who got smoked by Mary Fallin in November.
Strengths: Uses the pick-up line "Ever seen the top of a bald man's head?" Sometimes it even works.
Weaknesses: Decided to wait until he was out of office and had already lost his governor's race to start actually fighting for things, just like all weaksauce Democrats.
I have decided for Lent I am going to quit taking it easy when criticizing politicians. If they want a fight, then they shall have it