Hi all. Ogle Madness rolls along this morning with the Southeast Region's second round. If you want to see what happened yesterday, check here and here. This morning's games includes our Cinderella. Can the Red Dog Cafe Chef keep the dream alive?
(1) Joleen Chaney vs (9) The Dry Slot
(4) Hipster Boo Boo vs (5) Marla Morgan
(3) Bob Stoops vs (6) Lake Hefner Goats
(10) Regular Jim Traber vs (15) Red Dog Cafe Chef
(1) Joleen Chaney vs (9) The Dry Slot
(1) Joleen Chaney
Round 1: Defeated Discriminated White Girl from Ada
Who she is: Two-time Ogle Madness runner-up
Strengths: Sneaking her way into viral news stories about people who either smell fire or live on a school bus.
Weaknesses: Does anyone else feel like she's kinda kept a low profile lately? News 9 needs to put her on the anchor desk.
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(9) The Dry Slot
Round 1: Defeated Jim Gardner
What it is: The reason those winter storms never turn out like they predict
Strengths: Invisibility? Why can't the all our trusted meteorologists ever see them coming?
Weaknesses: The number of double-entendres we have to hear every time they talk about them.
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(4) Hipster Boo Boo vs (5) Marla Morgan
(4) Hipster Boo Boo
Round 1: Defeated Aaron Tuttle
Who she is: According to her Wikipedia page that she totally didn't edit herself, she's a "consultant, musician and artist," but she seems like your typical garden-variety wannabe socialite to us.
Strengths: Got us to actually side with Mary Fallin for once.
Weaknesses: Has just as much self-awareness as you would expect from a privileged daughter of a longtime politician.
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(5) Marla Morgan
Who she is: Wife of Channel 4 tie model Mike Morgan
Round 1: Defeated Emily Sutton's Fiance
Strengths: Knows how to have a good time
Weaknesses: Has to put up with her husband emailing weird websites all the time.
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(3) Bob Stoops vs (6) Lake Hefner Goats
(3) Bob Stoops
Round 1: Defeated Jim Inhofe
Who he is: A once great coach determined to recapture the glory days, like something out of a terrible movie
Strengths: No matter what, he seems to just get paid more and more
Weaknesses: Clock management. Re-punting.
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(6) Lake Hefner Goats
Round 1: Defeated Lake Hefner Frackers
Who they are: Oklahoma City's most modern lawnmowers
Strengths: Saves on gas.
Weaknesses: Have you ever met a goat? Those sons of bitches are mean as hell. Zero social skills.
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(10) Regular Jim Traber vs (15) Red Dog Cafe Chef
(10) Regular Jim Traber
Round 1: Defeated Mama Bear
Who he is: A horrible dinosaur of a man working in a dying industry
Strengths: Most famous catfish victim in the history of Oklahoma
Weaknesses Short, fat, little hands.
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(15) Red Dog Cafe Chef
Round 1: Defeated Blake Shelton
Who he is: The genius behind one of the best burgers in Oklahoma City
Strengths: Satisfying Louis Fowler
Weaknesses: Keeping frozen shrimp in stock
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