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Ogle Madness VIII: Second Round, Southeast Region

9:05 AM EDT on March 24, 2015

Hi all. Ogle Madness rolls along this morning with the Southeast Region's second round. If you want to see what happened yesterday, check here and here. This morning's games includes our Cinderella. Can the Red Dog Cafe Chef keep the dream alive?

(1) Joleen Chaney vs (9) The Dry Slot
(4) Hipster Boo Boo vs (5) Marla Morgan
(3) Bob Stoops vs (6) Lake Hefner Goats
(10) Regular Jim Traber vs (15) Red Dog Cafe Chef

(1) Joleen Chaney vs (9) The Dry Slot

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(1) Joleen Chaney

Round 1: Defeated Discriminated White Girl from Ada

Who she is: Two-time Ogle Madness runner-up

Strengths: Sneaking her way into viral news stories about people who either smell fire or live on a school bus.

Weaknesses: Does anyone else feel like she's kinda kept a low profile lately? News 9 needs to put her on the anchor desk.


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(9) The Dry Slot

Round 1: Defeated Jim Gardner

What it is: The reason those winter storms never turn out like they predict

Strengths: Invisibility? Why can't the all our trusted meteorologists ever see them coming?

Weaknesses: The number of double-entendres we have to hear every time they talk about them.



(4) Hipster Boo Boo vs (5) Marla Morgan


(4) Hipster Boo Boo

Round 1: Defeated Aaron Tuttle

Who she is: According to her Wikipedia page that she totally didn't edit herself, she's a "consultant, musician and artist," but she seems like your typical garden-variety wannabe socialite to us.

Strengths: Got us to actually side with Mary Fallin for once.

Weaknesses: Has just as much self-awareness as you would expect from a privileged daughter of a longtime politician.


(5) Marla Morgan

Who she is: Wife of Channel 4 tie model Mike Morgan

Round 1: Defeated Emily Sutton's Fiance

Strengths: Knows how to have a good time

Weaknesses: Has to put up with her husband emailing weird websites all the time.



(3) Bob Stoops vs (6) Lake Hefner Goats

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(3) Bob Stoops

Round 1: Defeated Jim Inhofe

Who he is: A once great coach determined to recapture the glory days, like something out of a terrible movie

Strengths: No matter what, he seems to just get paid more and more

Weaknesses: Clock management. Re-punting.


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(6) Lake Hefner Goats

Round 1: Defeated Lake Hefner Frackers

Who they are: Oklahoma City's most modern lawnmowers

Strengths: Saves on gas.

Weaknesses: Have you ever met a goat? Those sons of bitches are mean as hell. Zero social skills.



(10) Regular Jim Traber vs (15) Red Dog Cafe Chef

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(10) Regular Jim Traber

Round 1: Defeated Mama Bear

Who he is: A horrible dinosaur of a man working in a dying industry

Strengths: Most famous catfish victim in the history of Oklahoma

Weaknesses Short, fat, little hands.

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(15) Red Dog Cafe Chef

Round 1: Defeated Blake Shelton

Who he is: The genius behind one of the best burgers in Oklahoma City

Strengths: Satisfying Louis Fowler

Weaknesses: Keeping frozen shrimp in stock


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