Welcome to the final Second Round games! Did you vote in this morning's regional? If not, be sure to do it here. The afternoon matchups feature two Thunder players, two politicians, and three local newswomen. Somewhere, Jessica Shambach is weeping that she didn't make the field.
(1) Lacey Swope vs (9) Abigail Ogle (4) Steven Adams vs (5) Oklahoma Hoodie Wearer (3) Mayor Mick vs (11) Joe Dorman (2) Russell Westbrook vs (7) Linda Cavanaugh
Who he is: The guy who got smoked by Mary Fallin in November.
Strengths: Uses the pick-up line "Ever seen the top of a bald man's head?" Sometimes it even works.
Weaknesses: Decided to wait until he was out of office and had already lost his governor's race to start actually fighting for things, just like all weaksauce Democrats.
I have decided for Lent I am going to quit taking it easy when criticizing politicians. If they want a fight, then they shall have it